and the winner is...

Jen Pack.

Here is how the votes were broken down

Jen 7 votes

Tim 5 votes

Chris 1 vote

The 17 word essays have been included bellow.

The votes

Tim's Vote:

I vote for Jen because I agree with everything she said. Twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen.

Jen's Vote:

Jen has abstained from voting.

Jeff's Vote

Jeff votes tim.

Chris' vote

After much deliberation and uninterrupted reflection, I believe the most prudent choice to be Jennifer's "heaving bosom".

Chiara's vote

Chiara votes for tim also.

Andrea's vote:

When choosing between poingant, perky and poetic, my heart belongs to the sweet affair of Essay #3.

Scott's vote:

Although, technically both men and women have breasts, let's hope essay author number two has great ones.

Sean's Vote

1. 2 was plagerized from hilarys speech in texas just substituting nigel for presidency. 3 is racist.

Eric's Vote

I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really like three

Stacey's vote

I think that number three is about as moving as anything I've ever heard from Pablo Neruda.

Brian's vote

#2 I like boobs.

Nate's Vote

I vote Essay number 2, because it mentioned breasts.

Nick's vote

Essay # 2

Megan's vote

After a tough game of “Innie Minnie Miney Moe” my vote belongs to essay #2. Good luck to all the winners!