Jen Pack.
Here is how the votes were broken down
Jen 7 votes
Tim 5 votes
Chris 1 vote
The 17 word essays have been included bellow.
Sunday, March 2, 2008
The votes
Tim's Vote:
I vote for Jen because I agree with everything she said. Twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen.
Jen's Vote:
Jen has abstained from voting.
Jeff's Vote
Jeff votes tim.
Chris' vote
After much deliberation and uninterrupted reflection, I believe the most prudent choice to be Jennifer's "heaving bosom".
Chiara's vote
Chiara votes for tim also.
Andrea's vote:
When choosing between poingant, perky and poetic, my heart belongs to the sweet affair of Essay #3.
Scott's vote:
Although, technically both men and women have breasts, let's hope essay author number two has great ones.
Sean's Vote
1. 2 was plagerized from hilarys speech in texas just substituting nigel for presidency. 3 is racist.
Eric's Vote
I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really like three
Stacey's vote
I think that number three is about as moving as anything I've ever heard from Pablo Neruda.
Brian's vote
#2 I like boobs.
Nate's Vote
I vote Essay number 2, because it mentioned breasts.
Nick's vote
Essay # 2
Megan's vote
After a tough game of “Innie Minnie Miney Moe” my vote belongs to essay #2. Good luck to all the winners!
I vote for Jen because I agree with everything she said. Twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen.
Jen's Vote:
Jen has abstained from voting.
Jeff's Vote
Jeff votes tim.
Chris' vote
After much deliberation and uninterrupted reflection, I believe the most prudent choice to be Jennifer's "heaving bosom".
Chiara's vote
Chiara votes for tim also.
Andrea's vote:
When choosing between poingant, perky and poetic, my heart belongs to the sweet affair of Essay #3.
Scott's vote:
Although, technically both men and women have breasts, let's hope essay author number two has great ones.
Sean's Vote
1. 2 was plagerized from hilarys speech in texas just substituting nigel for presidency. 3 is racist.
Eric's Vote
I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really like three
Stacey's vote
I think that number three is about as moving as anything I've ever heard from Pablo Neruda.
Brian's vote
#2 I like boobs.
Nate's Vote
I vote Essay number 2, because it mentioned breasts.
Nick's vote
Essay # 2
Megan's vote
After a tough game of “Innie Minnie Miney Moe” my vote belongs to essay #2. Good luck to all the winners!
Monday, February 25, 2008
Essay number 3
Oh golden Nigel I do covet thee,
That Oscar night you set me free.
Remember the days we all night spooned
Our minds embraced Our hearts in tune
Your glimmering plaque, whose names now faded,
Proud Oscateer's domain invaded.
Red carpet memories once more alive,
Our love rekindled, allowed to thrive
Alone at last is our time uncertain?
Every moment preparing for our last curtain
Prepare the feast and prepare the pyre
Oh golden Nigel, my soul expires
That Oscar night you set me free.
Remember the days we all night spooned
Our minds embraced Our hearts in tune
Your glimmering plaque, whose names now faded,
Proud Oscateer's domain invaded.
Red carpet memories once more alive,
Our love rekindled, allowed to thrive
Alone at last is our time uncertain?
Every moment preparing for our last curtain
Prepare the feast and prepare the pyre
Oh golden Nigel, my soul expires
Essay number 2
I would just like to say that I may not be as clever as my fellow nominees, but I have something they don’t . . .breasts. It has been far too long since that little golden delicious of a man has been held against a heaving bosom. After all, even miniatures need a little lovin’ from time to time. I vow to hold Nigel against my bosom at least once a week, maybe more on four day weekends.
Sunday, February 24, 2008
Essay number 1
After years of creative, professional, personal, and Oscar night mediocrity, I must say with some brevity that having at least a third of Nigel on his 10th birthday has been the penultimate event of my colorless thirties. If granted to me, Nigel will spend the ensuing year in my corner of the sandbox, the altar of my memory, where dreams can be realized and the flat light of the past will finally cease its clamoring for revision.
How the awards broke down for all who want to know
Chris 23
Jen 23
Tim 23
Stacey 20
Steve 20
Eric 19
Nichole 19
Megan 18
Scott 16
Sean 15
Brian 14
Jeff 14
Nick 14
Chiara 13
Nate 13
Andrea 10
Jen 23
Tim 23
Stacey 20
Steve 20
Eric 19
Nichole 19
Megan 18
Scott 16
Sean 15
Brian 14
Jeff 14
Nick 14
Chiara 13
Nate 13
Andrea 10
The Winner of the Nigel!
Unfortunately we have a three way tie!
Congratulations Tim, Jen, and Chris!
Unfortunately you all can't be losers, so to decide the winner of The Coveted Nigel in this tenth year, I have decided that you each must write a 78 word essay on why you deserve the award more than the other two. Everyone else that voted will read the essays and vote on which one deserves the gloryiest of all statues. The essays must be finished by five PM tomorrow evening and emailed to Eric so he can paste the essays for all to read. Everyone has a chance to vote tomorrow evening and on Tuesday. But they must include a 17 word essay on why they voted for the winner. Tim, Jen and Chris you may vote as well.
Good Luck.
Congratulations Tim, Jen, and Chris!
Unfortunately you all can't be losers, so to decide the winner of The Coveted Nigel in this tenth year, I have decided that you each must write a 78 word essay on why you deserve the award more than the other two. Everyone else that voted will read the essays and vote on which one deserves the gloryiest of all statues. The essays must be finished by five PM tomorrow evening and emailed to Eric so he can paste the essays for all to read. Everyone has a chance to vote tomorrow evening and on Tuesday. But they must include a 17 word essay on why they voted for the winner. Tim, Jen and Chris you may vote as well.
Good Luck.
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