Essay number 2

I would just like to say that I may not be as clever as my fellow nominees, but I have something they don’t . . .breasts. It has been far too long since that little golden delicious of a man has been held against a heaving bosom. After all, even miniatures need a little lovin’ from time to time. I vow to hold Nigel against my bosom at least once a week, maybe more on four day weekends.